Shweeeet shmixtayn!

In a few weeks, the little section under the 'Highlights' on your Facebook homepage will be telling you that it will be the 16th year anniversay that I crawled out of...my mother. 

Oh that's a horrible image.

So horrible.

                                                             

She agrees.

So again, in slightly less disgusting terms, I'm turning the ripe old age of 16 at the start of the financial year which is July 1st. Whoopdeewoo. It's only like 27 days away now. 

27 days.

27 days to figure out what I want to do for my birthday party. I mean, I'm turning 16. That's one of the first milestones in my life, right? It has to be something special. For the past few days I've asked for suggestions via my Facebook status. That was as helpful as asking a rock how to recite Shakespeare.

(just in case you don't know, it's not.)

Here's the help I got:

"a sausage fest sounds alright"

- Kevin Alcorn

"Asian suasage fest then an Karaoke after!!!"

- Farshad Etemadi

"play musical chairs"

- Kevin Alcorn

"FAT PARTY"

- James Price     

"i say karaoke cause were good at singing. MCDONALDS PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!"

 - Amy Milton

Awesome help, right?

Anyway, as we all know, people who have blogs are 43% smarter than people who don't so I'm asking for anyone that's following this to help me think of something to do for my beeeeee-day. Suggestions, anyone?

Surprisingly, I've been thinking about this for a while; what I want for my 16th birthday.

And no, strippers are out of the question. That's dirty talk. mmmm...dirty.

I'm hoping that because it's my 16th which is a pretty big thing, I'll get at least one of the things that I want.

• An entry level DSLR camera. - I'd be over the moon if I managed to snag a Nikon D40. Thanks Jimmy. ;)
• Xbox 360 games. - Pretty sure some good ones are coming out later this year. Ask me for more details. lol.
• Cool/funny tees. - Jay Jays, Target, K-mart, etc. not included. www.threadless.com is the way to go.
• Funky-kadunky shoes. - Y'know what, I wouldn't mind a pair of Ray-ban shoes or whatever they're called. Those errr...slip ons that usually come in plain black or white. Raybens. They're hip and hopping these days, and I'm missing out on the fun. Or if not, get me some chunky crazy shoes. Haha. Yea. I want to get a pair of cheap white shoes and some markers and make my own design. Seems fun.
• Pants - Yea, not even kidding. I only ever wear two pairs of pants nowadays; black-skinny-trackies (yea, I don't know) and my only pair of jeans. I'm also in dire need of some shorts. Notice I said 'shorts', not 3/4 pants.
• Hoodies - I'm not in shortage, I just like them. I don't like the ones with the logos all over them, or the logo anywhere really. I'd love one of those total-zip-up ones to the face hoodies, they look too cool. These do too, http://headhoods.com/home.html
• Time machine - Sure, they might not exist in 2009, but someone from the future may be reading this. Someone generous with a spare time machine lying around. If you are this person, I need you.

And yea, I guess that's about it. I mean it's not like I'm asking for anything much. Well, I mean in comparison to this it isn't. 

Kudos to you if you read this far without skipping anything.

I grant you with a long weekend*.

Enjoy it.

Much love,

Curtis.

*this offer expires on 8th June 2009. No cash trade-in allowed.