Birthday blog

It's official.

I am now 16 years of age and people have stopped caring. My celebrations for this year are finally over, and I guess the best thing to do right now isto re-cap on all the kwinky dinks I've had in the past month.

Oh man, this is really going to hurt my brain...I can barely remember what I had for breakfast. No, wait. That's a bad example. My dad just makes me porridge that I don't want to eat every morning. Trust me. Thanks to dad, I hate porridge.

So first the first celebration was with family friends the weekend before my actual birthday. Nothing too crazy, just a family dinner whilst lookingat videos of me from at least a decade ago. My cousins kept telling me "You were once so cute! What happened?" I must've eaten my cuteness, because then I turned into a ball of fata few years later.

I don't think I got a single proper present that night, it was all just money. Not that it was bad, but I knew all that money would go directly to my bank account and I wouldn't be able to spend it since I was apparently 'saving it for my future'. Damn all.

The day before my birthday, one of my friend gave me a giant block of Cadbury chocolate in Japanese class, and I mean big. It was pretty much as big as my textbook...delicious, yummy textbook. There's still almost half of it in my kitchen, forgot I still had it til I looked in the fridge today. Still tastes delicious. Cadbury for the win (Woo England did something right). Thanks Emma! :) And just because I can, I'm just going to say HERSHEYS TASTE LIKE CRAP. JUST BECAUSE YOU LANDED ON THE MOON

FIRST DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE MAINSTREAM CHOCOLATE AMERICA.

Then came my actual birthday where it was celebrated a few times in one day. Good-o.

Unfortunately on my birthday I had an early class; 3 Unit Maths at 7:45. Shut up Dave, even though you won't read this. What was good however was that Keegan, a friend who was born on the same day, same year as me in the same hospital brought a cake for the maths class to enjoy. And then Dave walked in for a slice of cake. What a tool. lol.

The rest of the day was pretty much a bludge for our grade (apart from IPT afterwards) because we had a few GPs and doctors come to our school for a little seminar and to answer any medical questions we had. Oh yea, and learnt how to put a condom on a banana. Not like we haven't done that before. Ooooooh yea sex ed whattup.

Upon leaving for recess, one of my friends Bec told me that I had to come with her to the canteen without giving much of a reasone except for "You'll see." Maybe I'll get a jelly! I thought to myself. But alas, nothing.

However, when we were walking past the office she told me to stay here, and she tried to start a conversation about anything while giving occasional glances towards the senior area which I couldn't really see. Something is definitely up. And it ain't just the sky either.

Then it was just too obvious when she told someone to tell the group huddled together at the table that "Curtis is here." Hmmmm...

Then something about her screaming "Curtis is here!" to the whole senior lawn while dragging me across to the table really made me think Maybe something's going to happen.

Turns out I was about to have my second cake of the day thanks to Demi bringing a cake and some candles, which was nice of her. :) So then it proceeded to everyone around the table singing happy birthday, as per usual. Everyone got a bit of cake, everyone was happy.

A few hours later, my parents, sister Eve, brother-in-law Jimmy and I went to a Japanese restaurant in Crows Nest called Fuuki. Everyone except for my parents started giggling at the name of the restaurant, being the idiots that we were.A plate of food finally arrived at our table, and I was asked to say grace, a very sly move by my sister. I said grace like I was told to, and when I opened my eyes a box containing a Canon EOS 450D fell from the heavens...or out of the environmentally friendly bag Eve was carrying around.

Ah, couldn't wipe the smile off my face for a few minutes after that. I was too busy looking at my new toy that I forgot all about the food, and most of the first dish was gone before I came back to my senses. The food was delicious, as all Japanese cuisine is. Unfortunately I never got to take any photos with my newly acquired camera because the memory card was in some plastic case that couldn't be opened without a pair of scissors. Pretty sure Jimmy took photos that night...haven't seen them yet. I think I should grab them off him soon.

After dinner we went back to Eve and Jimmy's place for cake (the third one that day...urgh). Finally, I got my memory card out of its forcefield and went snap happy. The cake that Eve and Jimmy got was by far the best cake I had that day; chocolate banana mousse cake. Looked the most pricey out of the three as well, obviously.

And that was my birthday...but it wasn't over yet.

Two days later on Friday, what was originally supposed to be a party with me and school mates turned into a party that my connect/youth grouporganised. Oh, that a crazy night that was - and just because I said 'crazy' doesn't mean someone drank too much and booted everywhere and started stripping and exploding. Because no one drank. No one. Because. We. Aren't. Like. That. It was at one of my church friend's house, I brought my Xbox 360 and someone else brought two more controllers so then we could have a full 4 -players. I didn't even play it much, just left it to the boys who only just started to hit puberty. All through the night all you could hear was WHAT THE HELL. OMG. HOW DID YOU DO THAT. OH NOOB. PWN'D. Aaaah, boys will be boys. Also took my camera. Many photos were taken that night. So many.

For dinner we had hot pot, and for you non-Asians out there, that's when you put raw vegetables and meat into a communal boiling pot of water or stock in the middle of the table when you want to eat something. Better than it sounds, skippies. When I was calling the boys to the table for dinner, I accidentally nudged my Xbox 360 power cable and it somehow made it RROD. I was in shock. I never thought it was going to happen to me. I was going to be sick. (just kidding about that last one. I have a stomach of steel.)

Luckily for me, I remember Jimmy once telling me that someone who RROD'd put their Xbox 360 into the fridge and it worked again. I put it in the fridge for half an hour and proceeded to eat dinner...and take photos of people eating dinner - like the creep I am. To my surprise, the Xbox 360 worked again, and the kids were totally eager to get their greasy hands on the controllers again. So they did.

Instead of the typical birthday cake, the connect group leader Justin bought a whole box of cupcakes which looked something special. I had a cheesecake cupcake, which was pretty much a big lump of cheese-cake-like cream on top of a normal cupcake.

And then I got a present! The second physical present that I got for my birthday, despite it being one of the last parties I was going to have. I had hoped for some blank canvas shoes so that I could paint them and put my own design on them, and that's exactly what I got with complimentary fabric paint. :D (y) Awesome. Two pairs of shoes actually. Double awesome.

Twas a good night.

Oh but wait. Celebrations still not over.

I still needed to have a party with friends from school, so I did. O:

After camp, two weeks after my real birthday I finally had my last 16th birthday party. I had this at my friend's dad's place. Nothing special, no house party because I was a good boy. Just hang out and sleepover. One of my friends brought his Guitar Hero: World Tour full band kit, so most of us rocked out on that. I was the best drummer in the house, damn right. I got rhythm, booooooooooooooooy. But yea, I was good.

For dinner my mum cooked up a platter of friend rice, noodles and a plate of chicken wings - pretty much catering to white kids. Ah white kids. You and your lack of cuisine. Demi brought a plate of vegetarian Indian that her mum made. A vegetarian dish I mean, not a vegetarian Indian - that would just be plain awkward. Whilst everyone was eating I was trying to make some pizza from the pizza bases and other stuff I brought along. It failed pretty hard - someone said my pizza looked like soup. I ate it anyway despite the bacon apparently not being cooked, but what do they know. I'm still alive and well. See? SEE?! SEEEEEEEE - HNNNNNNRRGH.

The other three pizza bases mysteriously disappeared, probably someone needing some form of Halo 3 snack. And you think uncooked bacon is weird...HA.

Bec brought along two cakes which we obviously ate. They tried to surprise me again with the whole cake thing, but the thing was Bec gave me the cakes beforehand and I could clearly see her lighting the candles in the kitchen. You guys did even worse than Bec two weeks ago. Fail.

Around 6 people slept over in the attic upstairs which was renovated to become Ben's room. Like all sleepovers, we didn't get to sleep til about 3 or 4-ish, part of it due to Yahn making sexual groaning sounds in the bunk above me. Silly bleck gey.

And in the morning, only three of us stayed back to clean up. We're such legends.

And now, I can safely say: That's how I celebrated my 16th year on this nice, little planet.

Thank you to anyone that's made this year extra special for me, and all my relatives that chipped in for the camera. It really did mean a lot to me. And thank you to Justin for organising a party for me even though I didn't ask for it. Thank you to the cake providers, without you there wouldn't be a happy birthday song. And I guess just thank you to all my friends who have just been, well, friends. :)

Love you all even though only a maximum of 5 people will read this,

Curtis. xoxoxoxoxoxo.

Let's talk about nothing at all

I feel like I must write a blog to my loyal followers of 4. That's fan service right there, ain't it?

However, I have no idea what to write about so now I'm just going to go ahead and write about anything that is on my mind right now. Sound good? Cool. If not, also cool. I accept you. But I won't love you. In fact, I might kidnap you, cut off your good ear and hold you for ransom. Now that sounds good.

So let's start off with something that is coming up sooner than I thought it would be. My 16th birthday. Sure, I may have already talked about this before but now I have more on what I'm doing and what I want to do.

My birthday will be 'celebrated' in two or three parts apparently; family dinner with family friends, a small party/hangout/chill sesh/sleepover with probably around ten school friends at friend's house, and maybe something with friends from church. Maybe.

Still trying to figure out which of my friends I'm inviting to my neighbour's dad's place. I have to be careful who I invite as well. If I invite one person, they may be linked to another person who will then be forced to ask me if they can come. That happened last year, one person that I wasn't exactly friends with found out that her friend was going, and being the nice guy I am, I didn't want to say 'no' so she came along. It's not like she made it any worse, but y'know, I don't even talk to her. Last year was a shotty party anyway.

I'm having it at my neighbour's dad's place because his dad's going to be away for three weeks, but apparently it's fine for us to have it there. Don't worry guys, I won't get up to no good. I'm a good boy. You know what would be nice? If I managed to get Rock Band for the 360 before then, and then take it up there so everyone can play the game with all the instruments. That would be nice.

Our year adviser is asking anyone in our year to design our year 12 jerseys. I'm tempted to take up the challenge, but I need some motivation. I need motivation for everything it seems, especially for assignments. Hence, I never start assignments before 9:00PM the night before it they are due. I try, but crash and burn. And when I mean burn, I mean deep burn.

I mean, I have a few ideas in my head but I'm not sure how much we could design in the jerseys. She probably just meant for us to decide where the logo goes or something. I kinda had this in mind though.

But in all seriousness, I have a few ideas. Do you know if jerseys come in leather by any chance?

Here's a little short 1-paragraph story that I made up in English a few days ago for creative writing, using as many 'big' words as possible. Enjoy;

The volumptuous narcissist with the riveting dark-as-night hair looked especially combustible today as he promiscuously strut past the scholastic couple downing coffee while loquaciously talking about recent news events. Spontaneously, the repulsive man combusted into flames causing him to scream indecipherable curses and throwing his body around in a sporadic and erratic manner. This was truly a poignant moment.

...and I'm all out of juice. I can't think of anything else to write really. Nothing that could make this post any more interesting. This must be my most boring and most illiterate post yet.

You guys must've died of boredom or something. Doubt you even read this far. No one's even reading this. Why am I even typing this then? Curtis, you are some crazy dude.

Have a good one everyone,

Cuuuuurrrrrrrtiiiiiiiiis. xo.

^^^FOR NOVAN MAH MAN.

Pleasure

My school bag weighs me down as I take the 25-minute walk from school. A painful, piercing cold walk along the straight home that leads me back home. Back home, where you'll be. Where I'll feel your warm embrace again and make me forget about all the stress and hardship that I had experienced only minutes ago.

As I trudge slowly up the driveway, I think of all the intimate moments we have had for the past years, and what you're going to do to me now. You've come and gone, but every second of you I cherish.I'm standing outside my door and already I can hear you calling my name, yearning for me as I have been passionately longing for you the whole day.

I come inside and it is silent, but your chemistry captivates me to come upstairs to where you always wait for me. I do not hesitate.

I skip steps as I lunge up the stairs, not caring that I may be mistaken by neighbours for me falling down the stairs, all that matters is that I'm with you.

There you are, not moving, but I know that you want the space between us gone right here and now. I take off my baby-blue school shirt and the cement grey shorts that shows the sign of the pride I have in my school, and my underwear, which well, protect my parts.

Naked, I walk into you and instantly you are turned on by me. I can tell by the quiet yet obvious hiss that you make everytime we're together that there's no turning back. At first your touch is cold but only momentarily. The more I rub my fingers along your curves the hotter you get, your warm body caressing mine.

Minutes later, this euphoria ends but the snugness continues for much longer.

I adore you so much...sincerely, with all my heart.

Oh, did I mention I was talking about a hot shower?

My bad.

Also, I apologise for my creative writing. This is why I fail at English.

Sincere apologies,

Curtis. xoxo

Shweeeet shmixtayn!

In a few weeks, the little section under the 'Highlights' on your Facebook homepage will be telling you that it will be the 16th year anniversay that I crawled out of...my mother. 

Oh that's a horrible image.

So horrible.

                                                             

She agrees.

So again, in slightly less disgusting terms, I'm turning the ripe old age of 16 at the start of the financial year which is July 1st. Whoopdeewoo. It's only like 27 days away now. 

27 days.

27 days to figure out what I want to do for my birthday party. I mean, I'm turning 16. That's one of the first milestones in my life, right? It has to be something special. For the past few days I've asked for suggestions via my Facebook status. That was as helpful as asking a rock how to recite Shakespeare.

(just in case you don't know, it's not.)

Here's the help I got:

"a sausage fest sounds alright"

- Kevin Alcorn

"Asian suasage fest then an Karaoke after!!!"

- Farshad Etemadi

"play musical chairs"

- Kevin Alcorn

"FAT PARTY"

- James Price     

"i say karaoke cause were good at singing. MCDONALDS PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!"

 - Amy Milton

Awesome help, right?

Anyway, as we all know, people who have blogs are 43% smarter than people who don't so I'm asking for anyone that's following this to help me think of something to do for my beeeeee-day. Suggestions, anyone?

Surprisingly, I've been thinking about this for a while; what I want for my 16th birthday.

And no, strippers are out of the question. That's dirty talk. mmmm...dirty.

I'm hoping that because it's my 16th which is a pretty big thing, I'll get at least one of the things that I want.

• An entry level DSLR camera. - I'd be over the moon if I managed to snag a Nikon D40. Thanks Jimmy. ;)
• Xbox 360 games. - Pretty sure some good ones are coming out later this year. Ask me for more details. lol.
• Cool/funny tees. - Jay Jays, Target, K-mart, etc. not included. www.threadless.com is the way to go.
• Funky-kadunky shoes. - Y'know what, I wouldn't mind a pair of Ray-ban shoes or whatever they're called. Those errr...slip ons that usually come in plain black or white. Raybens. They're hip and hopping these days, and I'm missing out on the fun. Or if not, get me some chunky crazy shoes. Haha. Yea. I want to get a pair of cheap white shoes and some markers and make my own design. Seems fun.
• Pants - Yea, not even kidding. I only ever wear two pairs of pants nowadays; black-skinny-trackies (yea, I don't know) and my only pair of jeans. I'm also in dire need of some shorts. Notice I said 'shorts', not 3/4 pants.
• Hoodies - I'm not in shortage, I just like them. I don't like the ones with the logos all over them, or the logo anywhere really. I'd love one of those total-zip-up ones to the face hoodies, they look too cool. These do too, http://headhoods.com/home.html
• Time machine - Sure, they might not exist in 2009, but someone from the future may be reading this. Someone generous with a spare time machine lying around. If you are this person, I need you.

And yea, I guess that's about it. I mean it's not like I'm asking for anything much. Well, I mean in comparison to this it isn't. 

Kudos to you if you read this far without skipping anything.

I grant you with a long weekend*.

Enjoy it.

Much love,

Curtis.

*this offer expires on 8th June 2009. No cash trade-in allowed.

So this is how it feels to fail

Many of you should already know that I had the half yearly exams last week. Why? Because I kept on crazing on about how I'd fail them. 

From Monday to Friday that week I felt so devastated; I never felt satisfied with how I went with the exams I did that day. Part of it may beis definitely due to the fact that I didn't do what you'd call 'good' studying. In fact, the only two subjects that you could actually say I studied for was English and Maths, only because my sister was on my back on what I had to study for my English exam, and because my maths tutor was kicking me in the shins telling me to study for Maths 2U and Maths 3U. 

I lie, she never kicked me  in the shins.

Just about all of the results have come back (except for Japanese which I know I've failed) this week. From the top of my head I can list down what I got for each. I can't gurantee an accurate score:

English Advanced

Section 1: 11/15

Section 2: 7/20

Section 3: n/a - has not come back yet, but will be a definite fail since I ran out of time. 5/20. Haha. Yup, it's a fail.

Maths 2 Unit

65 - 66%. Either one of those, can't remember. Some people say "Oh, that's a pretty good mark. It's a pass." No. It is not. Remember, I'm Asian. Asians are supposed to be good at maths. Shame on me.

Maths 3 Unit (Extension 1)

33%. I'm pretty sure this is the worst I got in any sort of exam, ever. I've yet to tell my maths tutor. She will most likely, well, kick me in the shins with steel capped boots. 

Visual Arts

Errr...60-something-70-something%. I have such a pathetic memory. I think that is also why I keep dying in exams. 

Photography

77%. The highest mark I got in this year's half yearlies. Pretty disappointing really. If I were to show this to me in year 7, that little chubby me would die inside. Actually, I died a little inside when I saw it on Monday. Ha.

IPT

76.25% I came first in the class, which I was happy about. So happy in fact that after I found out, I dropped my bag on the ground and smoked the ground with my sweet break-dancing skills. Also got a bit of carpet burn since the ground was, you guessed it, carpet. Worth it.

Japanese Continuers

I don't know yet, like I said earlier. It's either going to be just-satisfactory or absolute fail. Either one. Take a bet.                                            (Bet with your head, not over it. )

All those who said 'just-satisfactory', you win. Twas a 52%. However, I came first in the class with the speaking test with 13/20. Awesome.

You know what I should actually be doing instead of updating a blog I never use?

Studying for tomorrow's Japanese Speaking exam. That's right kids. I have the official final exam for me tomorrow and I'm not even studying for it! Surprise, surprise.

And with that, I bid thee farewell.

Curtis.

xo.

                                   

Let's start this baby up

...and of course by baby I mean blog. 

I personally don't get the point of blogs, but you know if that's what the cool kids are getting up to I might as well hijack the bandwagon.

Since I don't have anything to write up at this current moment in time due to me pretending to be doing something useful I will upload a quiz that I did in the magical world of Facebook:

1, What color is your toothbrush?
It's an Oral-B transparent toothbrush with red/pink rubber grip, white bristles with a blue strip in the middle. Oh dear, now you know way too much about my life already.

2, Name one person who made you smile today?
A Youtube user named cokeka. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rEIDEnDzgw Oh the crazy Japanese!

3, What were you doing at 8 am today?
A little thing I like to call 'sleeping'. Are you familiar with it?

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Munching down on some Double Fillet Bondi Burger and chips and a bottle of water. Haven't had Oporto for a long long time. Yum.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?
The only one I can say I truly enjoy is a Boost bar. Candy? Chocolate? Eh.

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
Do I look like an Australian PM to you? Silly.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Bye bye" to my dad who drove off to Fitness First to go swimming whilst I walked back into the house to gain more weight.

8, What is your favourite ice cream flavor?
Hard question this is...green tea, black sesame, cookies and cream. Them be some genius flavours.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.

10, Do you like your wallet?
A lot better than my last one. This one actually makes me seem like a man. Thanks Justin. :D

11, What was the last thing you ate?
Oporto chips. Mmmmm, salty.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Me? Buy clothes? Haha. That'll be the day!

13, The last sporting event you watched?
And that I enjoyed? Errrr...the last FIFA World Cup. The one where Australia scored like 3 goals against Japan in the last few minutes of the game. That's the only game I cheered at. The only one I shouted at the TV at. Good times. Mind you, I never watch sport.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Popped. And salty.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
Holly, telling her how disturbing it is when Tony tells me "I love you Curtii." All is well.

16, Ever go camping?
School camps obviously. Out in the woods with a guitar, campfire and bear fights? No.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?
No. Should I?

18, Do you give to church/charity?
Yea sometimes. Well, I mean I go to church every week sooooooo...

19, Do you have a tan?
A massive one. If I wore a white t-shirt and took it off, you'd think I had another one underneath if you know what I mean.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Yessums. Screw you Italy. Screw you. :D

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Only when I wear lipstick.

22, What did your last text message say?
[[Tony says, "I'm good, I love u curtii" hahaha]]

23, What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleeping til 10, sit in front of the computer for a while, go downstairs and reluctantly eat the porridge dad prepares for me everyday, play the 360 for a while, go back upstairs, sing horribly to some music, browse the internet, try and get rid of the swelling in my eyelid, realise that I've achieved nothing these holidays and wallow in sadness.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?
Quite a lot of things actually, I bet you want to know what they are. In my closet there is a giant Winnie The Pooh plushie wearing my fedora, there's a Coldplay Viva la Vida poster lying on top of some suitcases which are on top of some drawers, there's a whole rack of clothes and most of them aren't even mine, a mini ladder, the drawers where I keep my socks and undies, then a bit to the right is a hallway which leads to the bathroom and my parent's room, in there there is a transparent drawer where I can see socks and some clothing, then I see a flyscreen door which leads to my balcony where the clothes racks are, I can see some leaves and the roof of the house across from us. That's what you get when you ask me these sort of questions.

26, What color is your watch?
I have quite a few watches actually, and none of them I wear. However, the last one that I wore was blue.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
"I heard it was a horrible movie"

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
The last time we tried to drive thru at Oporto we got arrested. 
TO ANYONE THAT DOESN'T GET THE JOKE: Oporto has no drive thrus.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

30. What is your favourite number?
One thousand three hundred and thirty seven.

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My dad. 

32, Any plans today?
Apart from wasting spending time on the computer, pretty much nothing.

33, How many states have you lived in?
I've only lived in NSW. Don't think I'll be moving anytime soon either.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?
That I can't find anything to do and there's no one interesting to talk to.

35, Last song listened to
Right now I'm listening to 'You Deserve' by Hillsong United, but you want to know the last song I listened to. That would be 'Watch The World Burn' by Hans Zimmer, which is from the Batman The Dark Knight soundtrack.

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?
If you give me some time to do it, yes.

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Maids? Australia has maids? Well I'll be damned. Might need to call one up now.

38, Favourite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
The pair of Pumas that Jimmy gave me because he never wore them and bought from America. Funky kadunky.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Sometimes, not strongly though.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?
Doubt it. They should tell me if they are though. :D

41, Do you love anyone?
Yes, yes I do. I wonder how she's doing.

42, Do any of your friends have children?
Yes...not all my friends are my age. 

43, What do you usually do during the day?
Most of the time I like to breathe.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Not really. That'd be silly of me.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
NO THAT IS A STUPID WORD WHO USES THAT WORD THEY ARE STUPID AND SHOULD GET THROWN INTO A PIT OF FLAMING PIRAHNAS. Hello.

46, What color is your car?
I personally don't own a car, but my dad has a metallic blue/grey car.

47, Do you like cats?
Yes! :D In fact, I have a horde of them in my backyard...and that wasn't a joke.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
When you ask this question, you automatically think of someone no matter what.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Even if I knew what that was, probably not.

50, How did you get your worst scar?
Right now the one(s) I hate the most are the ones that I got from the flea bites, they're all over my legs and they look like they won't go away. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnit.

And that, I guess, is my first blog...EVER.

"Confirmed that our sense of humor (or weirdness) runs in the family. *high five* You should consider starting a blog to document your so-called 'boredom' on your holidays... you will get lots of people reading them, Google will want to buy your blog and then you can thank me by giving you this brilliant idea with lots of presents... and that you can also consistently give to church/charity ;) x

ps) No.23 - go do something useful. Clean the cats. Clean your room. Go get a job at the supermarket or something...or maybe *brilliant idea!* get a job at Opportos? ;)" - Eve Wong at 23:48 on 21 April

Now all I have to do is wait for the moolah to roll in.